are you still at the devil's house?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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