he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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i came on her dog
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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