am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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