So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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