What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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