You're so nebulous sometimes
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?