Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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