Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well

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(425): View more from Washington

In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter

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(319): View more from Iowa

ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know

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