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  I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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• (626): View more from California

  you didnt know i had herpes?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it

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• (310): View more from California

  Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement

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  oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that

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