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• (434): View more from Virginia

  He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk

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• (564): View more from Washington

  I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits

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• (716): View more from New York

  Right now you and beer are my only friends.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?

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