You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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