dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize