are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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