is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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