We won't sleep together?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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