He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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