As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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