I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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