We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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