yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!