I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED