I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
COCAINE IS GR8
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing