Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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