i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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