her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My bed smells like the plague
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