We're like a lot better than the average bears
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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