Those balls look pretty dangerous.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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