yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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