Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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