Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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