Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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