please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Houston, we have a blender
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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