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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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