we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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