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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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