You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Bring me that man meat
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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