love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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