I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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