Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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