Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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