how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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