literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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