at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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