Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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