"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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