booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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