I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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