i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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