Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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