Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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