Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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