just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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