why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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